rafibomb:

Why are you judging height in apples?

Because that’s how the Smurfs are measured, EVERYTHING should be measured like that!

The League Season 3 DVD extended episode The Lockout (x)

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street."
- George Carlin (via s-c-i-guy)

(via gutter-puppy)

s-c-i-guy:

shannonontheorange:

toxic-piss:

goatslayer666:

strugglefuck:

So GWAR has a new lead singer by the name of Vulvatron. May she lead the scumdogs to glory

HAIL VULVATRON!

there’s gonna be SOOOO MANY butthurt bro-ass metalheads about this and I love it because fuck them

ohhh shittt

Ok but not only is she the leader of a badass metal band but on top of that she graduated from the University of Virginia with degrees in Art and Computer Science, and was awarded a graduate fellowship for Digital Art. She is also currently employed at the University of Virginia’s Institute for Advanced Technology in the Humanities as the Visualization Systems Operator and the Director of 3D Modeling for the Rome Reborn project, which has been featured in publications such as Siggraph, Google Earth, Newsweek, and the New York Times. So yeah, simply put she is running on a tank 100% full of pure badassery.

(via gutter-puppy)